just me

Me in class.

  • Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
  • Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
  • Me: ugh, split ends.
  • Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
  • Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
  • Me: just act like you understand.
  • Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
  • Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
  • Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
  • Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
  • Me: I hate you all.
  • Me: someone shoot me.
Via yes, ociffer?


  • Society: Every girl is beautiful.
  • Fat girls: Really?
  • Skinny girls: Really?
  • Curvy girls: Really?
  • Scene girls: Really?
  • Preppy girls: Really?
  • White girls: Really?
  • Black girls: Really?
  • Society: Wait let me be more specific
  • Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
  • Girls:
  • Society:
  • Girls:
  • Society:
  • Girls:
  • Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
Via Since the beginning of time

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asianmichelle:

whatcha got there?
a smoothie…

best.

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